Stole this from *TechnoRaverCall

Damn, I haven't been on in a while.

Six ships you're into right now:
1. Snape x Lily [ Harry Potter ]
2. House x Wilson [ House ]
3. Spike x Buffy [ Buffy the Vampire Slayer ]
4. Clark x Chloe [ Smallville ]
5. Rory x Jess [ Gilmore Girls ]
6. Dean x Bella [ Supernatural ]

Three ships you liked, but don’t like anymore:
7. Bella x Jacob [ Twilight ]
8. Ginger x Sam [ Ginger Snaps ]
9. Harry x Hermione [ Harry Potter ]

Three ships you never liked:
10. Bella x Edward [ Twilight ]
11. Ron x Hermione [ Harry Potter ]
12. House x Cuddy [ House ]

Two ships you're curious about, but don’t actually ship:
13. Sam x Dean [ Supernatural ]
14. Bella x Mike [ Twilight ]

Why do you dislike #11 so much?
It always seems so forced.

Who is someone you know that ships #14?
Erica, definately.

What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
For them to suddenly have really wild sex in a collapsing building after years of fighting and hidden sexual tension. Oh wait, that already happened! Score!

Which is your favorite moment for couple #1?
Their only moment, the series-altering chapter in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows named "The Prince's Tale", which shows that Snape was actually protecting Harry because he loved Lily so much. I always get teary-eyed reading it.

How long have you been following couple #6?
Only for a year or two, because Bella was epically killed off. -grumbles-

What's the story with #8? What made you stop liking them/caring?
Half the couples I like end up dead. It totally sucks.

You have the power to make one ship non existent. Choose from #10 or #12.
Ten. It would cause mass chaos across the fangirl world. People would throw themselves off buildings, Stephanie Meyer would get death threats, and maybe somebody would write a decent series for a change.

Which ship do you prefer #2 or #4?
Two. House x Wilson makes for excellent fanfiction.

What interests you about #14?
It's a lawl.

Why did you stop liking #7?
Jacob is too good for Bella.

Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the book?
Nope, I just wasn't very strong about it in the beginning. I know when something's hopeless.

What’s a song that reminds you of #5?
The Scientist, by Coldplay.

If you could have any of these two pairings double-date, who would it be?
Snape x Lily and Spike x Buffy. Buffy and Lily could discuss why they like jerks with bad hair so much.

Have #2 kissed yet?
I'm still waiting for it. The show's gay moments are far from over.

Did #4 have a happy ending? If the show hasn't ended yet, do you think a happy ending is gonna happen?
It's based off Superman, so I know my couple is fucked.

What would make you start shipping #13?
If they acted more gay. I mean, honestly, they are so straight my mind can't quite stretch to the possible gay incest that could insue.

If only one could happen, which would you prefer, #2 or #6?
#2. #6 is impossible, Bella was torn apart by hellhounds. :/

You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?
Edward gets epically PWNED by Jacob trying to kill Bella (which would be realistic if the series wasn't such a mush-fest) and when Bella tries to thank him...Jacob spits in her face.

Which do you dislike the most?
Bella x Edward. He's such a damn annoying cream puff.